Drink heavily and flirt with the ladies, as a strategy, only really works when there are ladies around that you're willing to flirt with. Those are thin on the ground at this one. Besides, Maria's been raising a fuss. Howard knows he's not the best husband, but he can at least try to keep it discreet if that's what makes her happy. Right? Right.

In conclusion, Howard is grumpy tonight. Grumpy and drunk.